Christmas is just around the corner, which means it’s time again to dig out and dust off the most awesome Christmas album ever known to man.

I see this poster about 20 times a day telling people to vote yes on a minaret ban. Personally, I don’t see the big problem with minarets, but a lot of people around here seem to want them banned.

My favourite part is that even though the woman’s face is almost completely covered by a niqab, they still managed to portray her with a totally menacing stare. I’ve maybe seen someone dressed like that one single time since I’ve been living here in Switzerland.

Actually, this poster reminds me of a couple of others that I’ve seen before…

My dark (pun intended) secret: I have horrible undereye circles. All the time. Doesn’t matter how much sleep I get.

This photo doesn’t even do them justice, really.

I cover them up because I am totally embarrassed by them. I could probably be one of those people who doesn’t have to wear makeup if it wasn’t for these bad boys ruining all the fun. As it stands, if I leave the house without a quick concealer job I’ll likely be mistaken for a heroin addict. Not a hot look.

The best scenarios usually happen at work or with acquaintances, though. They aren’t used to seeing me in my raccoon-eyed state and usually make lighthearted comments such as:

- “Whoa, someone was out drinking last night!”
- “Please don’t cough or sneeze in my direction. I have an important date later on.”
- “Who or what hit you in the eye?”

Nope, sorry fellas! You’ve been fooled this whole time. This is what I really look like, and it actually comes in super handy on Halloween!

PERFUME OR DIE

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Dear Randeep,

I’m really sorry to inform you that I’m unable to help you with finding an internship. Unfortunately I only work for one of those companies, not both of them.

Some pro tips to help you along the way:

- Try to get a grasp on basic English tenses and prepositions.
- Next time you’re copying and pasting a mass message, check that you’ve replaced every instance of the company name, instead of just one.
- Don’t beg for work by messaging random strangers on Facebook.

Good luck with your job search!

Regards,
Lauren

she actually posed…!